I’m
Franklin T. Devonshire.
I was
raised in upstate New York. I’ve never had a job. My parents own
land and textile plants all over the tri-state area and beyond. I
have no idea how much money they have. I have a trust fund. I got
sick of living with my loser parents so I flew out to LA just to teach
them a lesson. I was told LA is where they design video games, so, I
may buy a company and start doing that. Until then, I’m happy sitting
around in my underwear, buying exotic animals and having them shipped
to my parent’s house with love letter tied around their neck. Peace
out.